You can keep me company during my cigarette break. Watch me smoke my cigarette. You're even allowed to inhale the smoke—I know how much you love that. I enjoy my coffee, but then I come up with a new idea to spoil you: I use my coffee as an ashtray. And I spit into the coffee! After the cigarette, I leave the room, but before I go, I turn my cup upside down. That's for you! Now you can lick off the lipstick mark on my cup and enjoy it!